Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”(via coolestpriest)
*runs into wall Maria but stops when u get to it* see, it’s a metaphor. I’m almost giving humanity a grim reminder by almost knocking down wall Maria so I’m technically not an asshole
i’m sorry it’s like 10 in the morning i just feel obligated to say that the “it’s a metaphor” meme is not mocking real 16 year old person augustus waters. it’s mocking a deliberately crafted textual construction. people make fun of stories in order to resist and break apart the structures and assertions of that story. making fun is a really important way of questioning shit and people are not in fact making fun of a made-up 16 year old with cancer. they’re making fun of a massively successful and influential cultural presence. they’re making fun of john green.
*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me